Sorry!

Hey everyone! Sorry I haven't been blogging in a while. I guess I've been too busy. Sorry!

Emma's Fun Carnival Time

Emma had a not-so-fun time at the St. Mary School Carnival. Her old class from St Mary's kept bugging her. She had Derick tell them that they are all nitwits. They weren't so happy. So then later, they went up to her and started annoying to no end, and said that "nitwit" isn't a word. It is, people! Anyway, Caroline cursed at them and they STILL kept bugging her to death! Now she officially hates her old class. They basically ruined her whole night! Crazy, huh?

Maybe I'm Not Dead

Hey everyone! Guess what?! Geoff thought about my secret and he won't send me away to be tested! YAY!!!

Dancing With The Stars News

Can't believe that Noah Galloway proposed on DWTS. So exciting! 

I'm Dead

I am so dead! Geoff found out me being able to talk. He might send me away to be tested. He also found out the blog. I don't wanna be tested. Worst. Week. Ever. I hate my life. I just hate (BEEP) life!!!

The Royals Had Their Baby!

Can't believe Kate Middleton and Prince William had a baby girl! The name is . . . 

Charlotte

Congrats to the Royals!

Bored

I'm Bored!

At Mimi's and Peepaw's House

With My Cousin

Hi everyone! I'm with my cousin, Edward aka Bubble Nugget. He's young so that means he's kind of nuts. He's climbing all over me. Got to go. Bye!

Have to Tell Y'all Everything

News Today!

I have so much to tell y'all! Today, April 25, 2015, Derick is going to drive a race car! It's more like a go cart. Emma got a certificate from the Red Cross Babysitting Course. Cool, huh? Next, the Cooke family bought a new house! The kids got to see Big Hero 6. They loved it! Great job Disney! Now they want to see Tomorrowland. Emma is gonna try to get in the Accelerated Math program for seventh and eighth graders. Neat, eh? Emma wants to be a bridal wear designer, a children's wear designer, or a ready-to-wear designer. Got to go. See ya!    

2015 Oscars

February 22, 2015 is Almost Here!

Emma is super excited about the Oscars tomorrow night! She is gonna see all of her fave movie stars on TV! Enjoy Anna Kendrick, everyone! Bye!

The Hanging Tree

New Song Addiction

Emma loves this song she just found out about. It is The Hanging Tree. It's the rebel remix; feat. Jennifer Lawerence. Oh boy. 

World Wide Audience

Huge Audience

I just found out that my blog audience has viewers in Tanzania, Kenya, Indonesia, and the United States of America. YAY!!! 

AA=Awesome App

Super Good Apps

Emma found some awesome apps for the world to know about:

• Dumb Ways to Die
• Jetpack
• Fruit Ninja
• Crossy Road
• Bejeweled

These are some apps we recommend. Enjoy them!

Question

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO MAKE AN AD?

Birthday Today!

Emma Turns 12 Today

Today, January 19, Emma turns 12! Nelson and Lisa are redoing her bedroom, and got her a trifold mirror and a demin jacket! AWESOME! Happy birthday, Emma! They grow up so fast! (SNIFFLE) (SNIFFLE) 

New Year's Eve

Happy New Year!!!

Hope everybody has awesome plans for New Year's! Geoff and I might be going to see the ball be dropped, so be on the lookout for me and Geoff! I'm a celebrity here, people! Come on down and see me at NYC! For people who don't what I look like, here's my picture. At the bottom of the page. I can't wait for 2015! That's the year when Emma is turning 12 years old! I don't wanna know how crazy it will be on her Sweet 16. It's also when Derick turns 8! They're growing up so fast! (FAKE CRYING) (SNIFFLE) (SIGH) oh, well. Attempt to see me at the ball dropping, suckers! 

   

That's me!

Merry Christmas Everybody!!!

Christmas Eve Night 

Tonight is Christmas Eve! The kids are super excited, they dressed me up like Kuma the Red-Nosed Reindeer. We are right now at Mimi's place for Christmas Eve, and tomorrow Lisa's house for Christmas day! I hear that they have a huge pine tree in their family room. I might be able to go wee wee in their house! YAY!!! It's my third Christmas with Geoff, and it is gonna be awesome! Emma gave me some extra turkey leftovers on her plate and it was delicious! So did Grampa! I can't wait to see what Santa Claus will bring me! I want that giant T-Rex from the bone store. Oh. Emma just told me it's the Museum of Natural History. Oops. I can't steal. But I can use Geoff's credit card to pay for the bone! Uh oh, Geoff's coming! 

Tuesday Afternoon

Over the Break Up

Okay, I am SO over that break-up. Aurora is just a big jerk! That's right! I said it. OH YEAH! So, I'm bored. See ya.

Monday Evening

No Updates Recently

Sorry I haven't blogged in a long time. I am always busy. Aurora and I sadly broke up. She said she only dated me 'cause I'm just popular. How rude. Well, that's my 20th girlfriend who dumped me. Too sad to blog tonight. Bye, world.

Saturday Morning

Boring Day

As usual, I am bored. Hey; rumor has it that Nelson is looking up kittens for the kids! The kids want a kitten so bad, and Nelson and Lisa keep saying no. But Nelson is looking up kittens, so the Cookes might get one! How exciting would that be! Wait! I'm a dog. I hate cats! They're annoying, they claw at things, they're annoying, they're self-centered, they're annoying, they're self-absorbed, and ANNOYING!!! They CANNOT get a kitten! EVER!!! They just can't! 

Not A Happy Geoff

Uh Oh

I know why Geoff was not happy that day. Geoff had a super bad day at his job. Nothing could make him feel any better; not even ME!!! Surprising; I make everybody feel better. Oh, well. By the way, it's Sunday morning. 

Saturday Afternoon

Love Aurora

Aurora said I was cute! EK! So happy! I must be the happiest dog in the universe! She is so awesome and super pretty! She calls me Boo. So thoughtful! She gave me a nickname; and Aurora TALKS!!!!!!!!!!! So cool, huh? Oh no! Geoff's home; and he does NOT look happy AT ALL!!!

My Crush

My Big Crush

So remember how I said that I had a crush on a Pomeranian babe? Well, I met her again, and her name is Aurora, and she is so nice! And we are dating! Yea!!! I am so happy! 

Saturday Morning

Listening to Word Crimes

Sorry I did not blog in a while. Off the computer for a while 'cause I was punished. Why, you ask? 'Cause I was tore up Geoff's T-Shirt. Boy, was he mad! I am so sleepy. Derick freaked out at school because his music teacher told a "freaky" story about Harry Potter. He was on the verge of crying to death. So Lisa came to calm him down. Guess it worked a while. But Derick was really upset when off the bus. So Emma took him into her room so he could sleep in there for the night. How nice of her! Derick was so grateful the next morning. Bye!

Wednesday At Noon: Not Listening to Anything

SO BORED

Nothing interesting today for me, but it is for Emma. She has her tenth CRUSH on somebody in school! Don't know who it is, but whoever it is, if he treats her bad, I will rip his heart out! Have to find out who it is. Kidding! Emma has no crush! She is not attracted to anybody! Thank goodness! I would DIE if that would happen! But I, Kuma, has a crush. She is a fabulous Pomeranian dog, and she is so sexy hot! I just have to sniff her butt, I MEAN, her sexy butt. Can't wait to meet her tomorrow! Her owner works with Geoff. YEA! SO EXCITED!

Monday Evening: Long Day

Long Day 

Long day today. Woke up to the sound of an fire alarm in the kitchen. Turned out Geoff was sleeping on the counter and was making toast, but burned the toast. Then he didn't feed me, was late to work and got there around 12:00 at noon, and came home at 1:00 in the afternoon the next day! Crazy, right?! See ya suckers!

Sunday Morning Still: Now Listening to Rumor Has It

What's New, World?

Kinda taking it easy today. I'm bored. Maybe I'll just play with my new chew toy, a stuffed lion that squeaks. Nah, that's now old school. Someone play with me!!!!! 

Sunday Morning: Now Listening to Let It Go

Can't Play

Geoff wouldn't play with me really last night. He kept yelling at me and making me climb the stairs all be my little self. Was terrible! Tried to tell him to stop, but he told me to shut up. I am so sad and miss the kids so much! Wish I could play with them right now. But they're back home with Lisa and Nelson. I don't think Lisa likes dogs, even like me, very much. It's true! I think she thinks we dogs are more work for humans. Not true, Lisa!!! Not true at all. Can somebody play with me?!

Sunday Morning: Listening to Blurred Lines

Sleepy Sunday Morning

I am so tired today! I can barely keep my eyelids open! Oh my God! So remember how yesterday we were at that nutty farm? Well, Emma and Dave were doing a pumpkin slingshot and Emma was having trouble, so David came to help her. But when they go, the pumpkin came flying back somehow and hit Emma in her arm and RIBS and she kinda couldn't breathe for a while. Well, she could, but she was having trouble breathing. So bad! I felt horrible for Emma, but she is all good now, thankfully! 

Saturday Night: Listening to Bad Romance by Lady Gaga

Really Weird Night

So everything was going pretty darn normal, until Geoff took out a photo album and showed Emma and David, Geoff's older brother, some pics of himself with LONG hair. Ha! It was actually kind of hilarious. He had a BEARD in HIGH SCHOOL!!! HA HA HA!!! So much laughter in the household, until...we came to a picture where Geoff's older sis, Lisa, and her husband, Nelson, were being "silly" on their deck when they were youngsters. Nelson was being kinda awkward with Lisa. And it was disgusting!

Saturday Afternoon: Listening to Dark Horse

B-b-b-BORED!!!

 I am so bored today. The family and I went to this weird farm with super scary animals, like a pig for instance. Then there were goats, geese, ducks, cows, peacocks, chickens, a rooster, and TODDLERS!!! Hate toddlers; no offense, but they ARE kinda annoying. What?! I'm just saying! Oh, what the hey! See ya suckers!

Satauday Evening - Listening to Billie Jean

Billie Jean

Here is a list of my favorite things, starting with people and celebs. 

• My owner (old and new)
• The kids
• Adele
• Micheal Jackson
• Lopez
• Kate Middleton
• Hairdresser
• Doorman
• Commoners
• Royalty

Food

• STEAK!!!
• MEATBALLS!!!
• BACON!!!!!
• BEEF!!!
• HAM!
• CHICKEN!!!!!
• PIGEONS!!!!!!!
• TURKEY!!!!!

Songs

• Billie Jean
• Dark Horse
• Rumor Has It
• Rolling In The Deep
• Let It Go
• Wanna Build A Snowman?
• Timber
• Doesn't Kill Ya Makes Ya Stronger
• Dance All Nite
• Happy
• Roar
• Blurred Lines
• Love Someone
• Frosty The Snowdog
•  Jingle Bells
• Ra Ra Ra

TV Shows

• Dog With A Blog
• Jessie
• Teen Titans Go
• Clarence
• Liv And Maddie
• Judge Judy
• Dancing With The Stars
• Once Upon A Time
• America's Funniest Home Videos

That's it!

Saturday Afternoon 3:50PM

Nutty Afternoon

Crazy day today! I was almost caught blogging by GEOFF!!! Man, was that scary! Where's Geoff now? Dunno. Probably shopping. You know. Then I was caught sabotaging his dinner! Dang! I was in the middle of the dog spit ruin on his pasta! With yummy meatballs! (WHINING) (SIGH) Oh, well. Better luck next time I guess. Texted Katy Perry and Jennifer Aniston AND Emily Blunt. They are nice and pretty. So, what's your day?

Saturday Morning 11:21AM

Saturday-YEA!!!!!!!!!!!

That picture over there? You know who that is? ME!!!!!! I look good, don't I, ladies? WHAT?! Just sayin' I'm good lookin'.

Sup, Suckers!!!!!

Hello, World!!!

Hi, everyone! My name is Kuma, and I am a talking dog. The first one ever. I may be a dog, but that does not mean I cannot blog and post, I mean, right guys? OK, well, if you are done freakin' out, I will tell you some facts about moi. 

• I am a morkie (Maltese and a Yorkie.)
• I'm awesome
• I'm awesome
• I'm awesome
• I have an amazing owner named Geoff Brenna, who has an account on Facebook and hates Instagram, I think
• He has a niece and nephew who absolutely adore me
• Their names are Emma and Derick
• I love myself to death

There you go! BYE!!!!

        -Kuma